Helping out the CDC


Turning on the (very biased and partisan) news these days feels more and more like a crapshoot if you don't want the fundamentals of your America life shaken.    It seems like more and more of our constitutional foundations have termites the size of linebackers eating away at them.

Many have heard that the current administration via the department of HHS handed down to the CDC and other agencies a list of words and phrases that are banned.    Apparently, George Orwell's "1984" may not have been required reading in junior high from some administration officials as it was at my school.

I get that there's a current push to remove resources from some of the  protective agencies we rely on, but removing the freedom to use words and language in scientific reports and analysis is definitely some next level wordbudget cutting. 

Rather than go on some kind of rant, I thought I'd work the problem by helping out the CDC and some of the other impacted agencies by providing some helpful alternatives to the banned words and phrases so they can product those scientific reports we need to protect the world from disease.

Banneed Word:   "Diversity"

Alternative:   "Ancestrally Challenged"

Banned Word:   "Vulnerable"

Alternative:     "Defense Averse"

Banned Word:  "Fetus"

Alternative:   "Potential Taxpayer"

Banned  Word:  "Entitlement"

Alternative:   "Endangered Assistance"

Banned Phrase:  "Evidence Based"

Alternative:   "Research and Fact Confused"

Banned Phrase:   "Science Based"

Alterative:   "Nutty Professor Sourced"


I hope this humble submission will assist the world-renowned Centers for Diseas Control to continue to protect humanity as well as the current administration.